December 2011
39 posts
it's as if there's some kind of gift giving...
by popular demand, here is my christmas wish list in case anyone was thinking of buying me present (which is approximately zero people)
new shoes
world peace (which is the debut album of up and coming indie-funk band “The UN”)
a unicorn with it’s horn cut off (in other words a horse)
new dot points (i’m missing a few)
a sense of moral decorum
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impossible holiday wish list.
don’t get me wrong, this list hasn’t been exaggerated to be “blog worthy hilarious”. i do actually plan to achieve all of these tasks before uni starts…
finally read “Down and Out in Paris and London”
see foster the people in sydney
sell a copy of “the Big Issue” to a homeless guy
do a handstand in the shower
learn to perform nerve...
tumblr 1- twitter 0.
seeing its holidays, I spent about 2 hours on tumblr today. why? because its funblr *pause for applause* and how many hours did i spend on twitter; but a mere 2 minutes. Why? becuase it is more mundane than an accountant reading from war and peace. how i laugh at your inferiority twitter. for a social networking with ‘wit’ in the title you fail to live up to expectations.